SOS

Term used by Naval Officers In Time Of Great Need Meaning "Save Our Ship!"

"Capt.Henderson, Send Out A S.O.S Pronto!"

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wet kiss

When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.

Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.

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Cough Drop

When you stick your dick down a chikenhead mouth until she gag on it.

That assclown chikenhead aint never sucked cock before so i gave her a bangin ass cough drop.

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supradistort

a really koo guy wit a tight ass supra datz not all distorted, like distorted as in white pplz dunno how the fuck how to soup up imports cuz dere white

Supradistort is a word.

chinglish

Speaking both English and Chinese in one's sentences.

Example of a sentence in Chinglish:
"At K-mart, I buy -hen duo- clothes."

Notes:
"hen duo" means very many in Chinese. Also note the grammar error.

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go all deliverence

to ass-rape someone while telling them to squeal like a pig
Deliverence is a movie where some people go canoeing down a river and the fat one gets raped by a redneck

dude you'd better fuckin watch it or else I'll go all deliverence on yo

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Trekker

what the Trekkie nerds would rather have you call them

Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.

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