Morgan

Morgan is the most amazing and beautiful friend you will ever have and she is also the friend you’ll be able to tell anything to and she will always listen. She will be there for you no matter what. She has brown eyes, pretty brown hair, and she apparently just LOVES short guys who lie about their height. She has a big heart and sometimes people take advantage of that. When you have a Morgan, never let her go because she makes your life better each and every day. If you DO however come across a Morgan, make sure you carry tape and perfume bc that girl FARTS EVERYWHERE YOU GO WITH ZERO SHAME. I love having a Morgan in my life because life has significantly changed for the better since she became a part of it. She is the one friend I can see myself keeping with me through the rest of my life.

Morgan: guys I just farted
Me: Ofc you did, you’re Morgan