marajuana

the cataract cure

"Want some?" " I swear it's the cataract cure."

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swedish rim job

gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.

Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!

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sneezeweed

Lily, otherwise known as a cockscomb, chincincheree, queen fabiola, geranium, or any other funny botanical name...

Hey sasquatch (LILY), stop being such a sneezeweed, you're making me spew all over the place!! ;-) (lily rocks! lol)

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b0rked

L337 version of "broke" or "broken", usually pertaining to computers or computer programs. Something that is deemed b0rked is usually messed up beyond repair or recall.

My Microsoft server is b0rked: whenever I turn it on it starts smoking.

I would like to havening not read b0rked tickets. From "Chronicles of George"

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italian

BEAUTIFUL.
As in "More beautiful than all others"

Decendants from a race of people who are THE most beautiful in body, mind and spirit.We only came to America to grace you with our heritage! Thank us, WE put the BEAUTIFUL in "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

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Scrumble

A cross between a tickle & a hug. An affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the region of a friends torso (but not in inappropriate areas) often accompanied by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".

"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"

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academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.

A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!

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