american idol

A stupid show that idiots try out for because their life sucks. The judges are complete dolts who think they know everything and all the "competition winners" always look the same and sound the same. (Their careers last about 2 weeks).

A make-money-fast idea that is dragging on while it can.

"Oh, no... yet ANOTHER American Idol..."

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Jack Sparrow

WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)

"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"

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Hypersomnia

Excessive daytime sleepiness(without a known cause).Depression, anxiety, stress, and boredom are commonly thought to cause excessive sleepiness.

Until the 1950s, most people thought of sleep as a passive, dormant part of our daily lives. We now know that our brains are very active during sleep. Moreover, sleep affects our daily functioning and our physical and mental health in many ways that we are just beginning to understand.

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Muktown

A nickname for the town/village of Mukwonago in Waukesha County, WI. Often referred to as Mukwonaghetto.

"Muktown's SO going to beat arrowhead this friday!"

"Go Muktown!"

"I'm heading out to the Muktown Walmart because that's the only place for my friends and I to hang out because we're afraid to leave the town"

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Hands

Parts of both male and female anatomy. Often come into good use.

"Kyles wondering hands found their way into my panties."

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wheelie bin

Wheelie bins are bins used in Australia. they are upright, bigger at the top with small wheels on the bottom of the back, and handles at the top so they can be wheeled around.

Everyone threw their rubbish into the wheelie bin.

"shit! Cops are coming! Hide in the wheelie bin!"

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bizzounce

a slight alteration of "bounce".
1.to leave

"i gotta bizzounce."
or "i'm about to bizzounce"

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