teabagged

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.

While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.

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nighT liFe

time for the G'z to come out ya diG.

-its 3am lets hit the cluBs dawg.
- Sho nuff lets get this motherfucka cruNked uP ya dig.

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Kamil

a) Polish
b) wants to be emporer
c) smarty pants

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flaget

extremely talented guard boys who make us guard girls swoon; The stereotype is that they are usually homosexual. Big deal. Who really cares? They still kick everyone else's ass.

Sell it!(I love you, WK!)

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FFSmasher

godly defiance

ED FFSmashered John with his powercord rush.

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man-activated air bags

A woman who thrusts her breasts out like a cheap Korean prostitute whenever a guy talks to her.

"I can't help it,every time a man talks to me,they shoot out like man activated air bags."

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man-activated air bags

a slut bag ho who uses her tits to influence conversations to her benefit.

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