the waste of life who sits in a stand for 8 hrs a day. sometimes with no break. bitching about how the job is so hard when no one ever comes swimming there and all the life guard does is eat and burn things and talk shit on other people over the walkeeeeee talkeeeeeee
treasure lake life guards are lazy and I am one of them.
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noun; half Canadian, half Mexican, he which inspires such rhymes as: "His name is shortyz, he's the best; all the deejays want to feel his breasts"
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shortyz: half mexican, half canadian, one hundred percent lover of da cock
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an useless forum faggot who thinks he poses as some sort of significance. a cock bandit who doesn't have shit, doesn't know shit and is just a stupid spic.
<shortyz> pr7 is a 90-93 ls ecu
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Another word for smut.
Did you see that new ShoujoMagic release, it made me wet.
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An abnormally large line of cocaine.
"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"
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