jock

Jock
(n)
- A highschool aged male who plays sports and fails to see what an asshole he really is; performs stunts such as:
-bellyflop in swim class
-knocking eachother down while playing "futbol" (soccer)
-other jackassical stunts

Me: Fucking jocks...being jackasses again.

Jock: Look at me I'm gonna jump off the diving board!! *slap of flesh*
*other fellow jocks going "ooh"*

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jock

A person with little or no intellectual power, rather focuses all strenght on sports and looks

Dumbass jock

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jock

A popular person involved in sports, may or may not be a dumbass.

Look at that jock beat up on the nerdy kids, isn't he supposed to be at practice?

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jock

To be heavily influenced by something, to give it props.

Man I jock Jay and silent Bob they are the shiznit

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unholy cross

Putting your right middle finger over your left middle finger, shaping that of a cross. It is used primarilly as an insult to others. Kind of like the finger, only more creative.

I gave my ex-boyfriend the unholy cross when he broke up with me.

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dilhole

jerk, penis see "tool"

your mother is a dilhole

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feltch monger

one who is into the act of feltching

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