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Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
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A man who possesses a penis of nine inches or longer
Check out that hot rommel over there!
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A store, which sells a lot of poser stuff. But they do sell some cool band t-shirts, and CDs. I like it, but they need to get rid of the fucking poser shit. As in things for the 11 yr old girls who think they are so punk/goth.
Keep the Misfits stuff.
Burn the Good Charlotte stuff.
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A store so unique that it draws opinions from a bunch of consumers who have yet to come to the realization that as far as major corps go, their thoughts don't mean a fucking thing. Also, a target of mispelled, grammar-fucked critiques.
omg i dnOt no th3 diffrenc betw33n their, there, and they're. FUCK! THE INTERNET IS TEXT-BASED! LEARN TO SPELL, MOTHERFUCKERS!
52π 27π
the only place where someone can find an Alfred E Neuman What Me Worry? T-shirt. which is sad. it makes me sad.
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A place for kids to shop at. They get a t-shirt saying, "I BREAK THINGS" and think they are rebelling against society and being more like Avril. When really, they are conforming to it because 10,000 other kids in America have the same shirt.
Band Concert T-Shirt: Authenticity
Band Mall T-Shirt: Trendy
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