hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

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Hot Pocket

A woman's vagina.

Why don't you bend over so I can see your Hot Pocket?

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enchilada

any kind of mexican that gawks at you as though he/she has never seen such a beautiful creature as you are

ewww, don't look at me and smile you enchilada!

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Blou

1) An insane Cornish species that cannot concentrate on more than one thing at a time. Known to take excess amounts of mind altering substances

Blou mate, calm down and talk slower

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Fleabix

A small, cute fluffy imaginary creature that is only capable of making monosyllabic sounds.

My fleabix just ran away.

i'm tired

my significant other is a fagtron

She whispers into my ear that she's tired.

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Tan`

Pro in every possible positive way.

You are so Tan`

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