accel

someone who loves being cocked in the ass by a hairy man-woman

4👍 16👎

vaflu

vaginal fluid

i'm leaking vaflu

6👍 7👎

jopapa'd

Being falsly accused of an interest in underaged girls.

Dude1: Hey she looks familiar
Dude2: HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude1: STFU she's not even 18
Dude2: *dies*

3👍 1👎

Jopapa'd

Young female (And maybe male) sexual predator.

But dude, she' 13, you're 19, Jopapa'd?

1👍 3👎

Santa

Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.

Santa
Satan

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Santa

a guy who eats to many cookies and then gets fat then unbulivibly fits down a chimney.

Santa is so fat but still can fitdown a chimney.

8👍 50👎

Canada

The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.

"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."

595👍 296👎