Canada

The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.

"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."

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Canada

A safe and NICE country that doesn't go around making enemies, and supressing ppl like our friends down south. We dont oppress ppl so terrorists dont fuck with us.

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Canada

A North American country, situated to the north of the United States where the inhabitants become more and more insane as you go further east. For example, people living in Vancouver are known for being conservative, mundane breeders, while Newfoundlanders are absolutely and wonderfully mad.

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Canada

where doctors want to go to America. ; lack of doctors

a woman:My baby's gonna come out!!!
nurse: make an appoinment, it'll be in 5 weeks.

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shcownie

The ultimate townie. they wear an obscene amount of burbery merchandise. combinded with a facial disorder called 'ugly', they have a RANK odeour which can be compared to ur sisters soiled underwear. They enjoy a good beat that repeats itself for 45 - 60 minutes. In conclusion a focking wanker on steriods squared.

shcown around town

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s/t

self titled.

referring to a music cd

my favorite cd of all time is carry on- s/t

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po-tea

The ultimate mixed drink. Created at Ramapo College of New Jersey in 2002. A deadly combination of iced tea mix, water, and vodka. May result in one passing out for 15 hours +. Not recommended, but encouraged by a kid named Allegro.

Yo you see Phil, he drank a Po-Tea and he's been hanging out the window for three days.

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