toe

One of those short, finger-like things at the very end of the foot. The short ones are quite useless, although some of the longer ones can be quite dextrous.

Look, I can write with my toes.

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Leftman

A hearty red young man, hailing from Roanoke, VA and attending school at Washington and Lee University.

Yose kidz, how 'bout that leftman?

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magical parrot

What many people from the Dime Dos texbook (for learning Spanish) turn into in crappy stories that have no point and teach you nothing.

Maria turned into a magical parrot.
Maria se convierte en una lora ma`gico.

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kalaska

a squirly son of a bitch

shut the fuck up u goddamn kalaska

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Yardee

Jamacian Gangsta

You're a bad boy yardee, you should know how to get rid of bodies!!

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liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

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tashas

a "well fit Tasha" is a femal who is thought upon as being well fit by hard boys

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