morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

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morning wood

penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up

Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.

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jabba

Incredibly lazy, overweight person with a desire to eat foodstuffs of any kind (although commonly fatty) around the clock - and often does. A Jabba is also known to use a number of phrases associated with the trait, such as "Jabba so full of fat" or "NORTY JABBANA"

"Missy Elliot is a jabba"
"Lango you're such a jabba"

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Jabba

Someone that eats KFC

Jabba, quit eating KFC and go get the beer!

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syst3m

A person that doesn't work without eye system support. Often seen saying weird things in public.

"SHAMONE MOFO"- "look there goes a syst3m, son. Stay away from that kind of people"

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Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)

A small, all-girls Catholic school located in Morristown, NJ. Its student population is very homogenous, mostly white and Catholic, and the girls are competitive, athletic, intelligent and preppy. The school is run by nuns, and the adjoining convent serves as the national headquarters for the Religious Teachers Filippini. Known for its emphasis on academics, especially math and science, uniform infractions, spring musical, abundance of singers, and its ugly white sweaters for chapel. It is the sister-school of Delbarton.

Oh, you go to VWA? You must be a Villa Gorilla.

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unemployed

What you are when you don't have a job.

Job hunting sucks! I hate being unemployed!

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