cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

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cockgobbler

One who enthusiastically enjoys the act of cobbling on the cock......with slight nut nibbling

Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you

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unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

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coprolite

Fossilised turd.

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torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".

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gg regeneration

An exclamation used to describe the action of regeneration of a players equipment.

GG l2 3 G 3 N 3 l2 4 7 1 0 n

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ice tray

Metal cap that covers the front teeth. Usually made of gold or platinum, it exists for the sole purpose of mounting diamonds.

I'm thinkin' 'bout pullin' this ice tray out my mouth and pocketing all my cash.

I'm a waskally wabbit with a mouth full of karats.

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