homeslice

Friend, buddy, pal

Me 'n my homeslice are going to chill down at the mall today.

639👍 379👎

mouse peeking

description of one's need to use the crapper, wherein the need is so bad, a turd is poking our of your arse just as a mouse peeks out of its hole.

Oh man. I gotta go so bad I've got a mouse peeking!!!

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Brak

A person of dubious sexuality and intelligence, who has a tendency to obsess over day-glo colors and decade-old fads.

Whoah, that Brak's wearing a bright orange Vanilla Ice shirt!

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g/w

guess what

g/w happened to me!?

7👍 2👎

akash patel

A sexy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly South Asian Gujarati with excellent morals and family values. Kindda slow too but ehh nobodies perfect!

Just tell your mummie that I'm an Akash Patel, baby.

150👍 87👎

akash patel

Sex God

A Porn star

119👍 93👎

1.10

The new Diablo Patch. We have been waiting for yearss.

1.10 came out, finally blizzard got off their fat asses and did something.

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