barse

A compound word of bollocks or balls and arse. Which is handy 'cos that's where it is as well.

See also wordGooch/word

"Damn it! I wish I hadn't cut my finger-nails so short, I can't get a decent purchase to scratch my barse!"

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smeg

A Brand of cooking implements

cheese grater, washing machines...

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smeg

knob cheese

eww u got knob cheese

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smeg

cheesey plasma surrounding the end of a penis.
usually eaten by a "micki".

micki sure got rid of all my smeg

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skeena

A small group of whores who chase after young boys and old, fat men. Threaten those who do not wish to be raped with minor plastic BB Guns. Quite offensive creatures.

Oh, God, a skeena lives next door.

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crushmetal

any band who tunes their guitar down several steps drummers who play blast beats and double tom rolls low growling vocals

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M.I.L.F.

Any woman in her early 30s to late 40s. These women are in danger of being attacked by horny teenaged boys.

"Hurhur, she's a MILF."
"Get therapy, dude."

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