communism

Utopia

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bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

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donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

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Latrine

It's like a toilet, except with no tank. There is just a big open pit full of shit below the seat. Often used by Boy Scouts. There are several types of Latrine:

-Communal: One room which has two seats in one room right next to each other (no longer built)

-Emporium: Often a building of about 100 square feet which many latrine stalls in it. They are often very dark and have very low partitions.

-Individual stalls: On Latrine building, but the stalls all open to the outside. This is the preferred Latrine Choice.

Have to take a shit? Go use that damn Latrine over there.

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mirang

She is my ex-girl friend.
I did love her.
She did love me.

I loved mirang.

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going for the cycle

anal sex, vaginal sex, a blow job and salad tossing in one session.

Last night i went for the cycle.

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crateur

1.A French word meaning to methodicaly lick the female vagaina with a moist tongue. Verb.
2.The moist lubrication a vagaina exerts when it becomes sexually aroused.This usually occurs when it has been crateured nicely.Noun.
Other forms include crateuring,crateured,and crateuration.

Once the soft blond vagaina of the beautiful Russian playmate had been crateured by the other womens soft, moist tongue, the two girls got on with their intimacy and began to lick each others round,warm breasts.

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