CitanX

Rare north american creature known for it's excessive moisture.

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gentrophilia

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

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weapon of mass destruction

Singular of weapons of mass destruction.

Iraq has a weapon of mass destruction.

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weapon of mass destruction

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

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Showin' Up

Acting dumb to impress others; usually friends. Clowning

" Yo, Why you showin' up? "

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showin up

Acting dumb to impress others, usually friends.

ayo, why you showin' up ?

jewels

a man's balls

"The bigger the penis, the bigger the jewels."

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