Ron Jeremy

the greatest male porn star ever.

"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."

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homemade lasagne

Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.

She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!

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sexomatic

(adj) describing something that would instantly induce an orgasm in either a male or female.

The ghetto is so sexomatic!

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capitalist

A country that uses capitalism as its form of economy.

The USA and many other countries are Capitalist.

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hard core nigga

guy to the fullest

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hard core nigga

A nigga to his fullest

P.Diddy

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polo

Gay little hat someone called Peter Fineline likes.

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