ham shaft

Dick

Come on over and play with my ham shaft

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Canard

Such a ditz that he put his telephone number into the microwave. Also gay.

"I just Canarded!"
"You mean you put your phone number into the microwave AND want some mansex?"
"You know it!"

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PhD

P.retty
h.uge
D.ick

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phd

Pretty Heavy Debt

After you get your PhD, you will forever owe loans to the government.

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PhD

Player hater's degree
Proof that you are an expert at playerhation

Example of a PhD owner:
"Yo bitch, I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!"
"Just because he has a fine ass car doesn't mean he's going to drive that bitch!"

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Cosmic

"Out of this world" or a level above the normal physical human experience.

That discussion we had yesterday was very cosmic.

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dreamexe

A program to create artificial dreams from the subconscious mind, to be studied in detail.

He used the dreamexe program to interpret the dreams.

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