salemi

A Salemi is a very intelligent beautiful person, only very few can posess the many qualities of this being.

"Jen Salemi is the hottest chick in the world"

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Salemi

ooOOo Foxy Lady!

I want Jen Salemi!!!

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bunsen burner

just a plain bad-ass mofo.

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hawkmoon

a unit of time;
also sometimes used to describe a sexual act

I'll be back in a hawkmoon;
If you love, you'll hawkmoon it.

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hawkmoon

From the U2 song Hawkmoon 269

When making the music choice on a first date, Tom thought to himself, "Hmm, I want this chick to think I'm romantic and thoughtful, yet not tortured nor completely ball-less. I know, I'll put on Hawkmoon 269."

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dankind

The defining reason for legalized abortion and euthanasia.

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dankind

1. The biggest fucking idiot you will ever meet
2. An extinct species of butterfly native to the Brazilian rain forest

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