Tire

sab0tage its the correct spelling when you refer to the rubber part of a wheel.

I have a flat tire

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horsecock

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

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dovey

Internet Stud

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dovey

Guy who has sex with little French boys

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Rucking Foasting

Very hot can be said instead of saying fucking roasting its just funny to say

I am rucking foasting

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Turtles Head

Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.

Wheres the bathroom, I've got a turtles head coming through.

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kopite

Full of shite

David Neve is full of shite, a typical kopite.

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