shmoogle

A hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.

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ownij

See "ownage"

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SBHS

The breeding ground of Satan.

Yeah...at SBHS they set his hair on fire!

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family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

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wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

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Kirk Construct

See also Sealab 2021 Pilot 3 : I, Robot

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.

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homie

another word to give the user a false sence of brotherhood. see dawg

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