tomx

A loser who is attracted to Canadians. Has moved up to internet "dating" vezzy with her damaged vagina due to a kid being shoved thru it. Wants to be step-dad and diddle the kid when its old enough.

Tomx wanted to bang April, but settled for the loser, Vezzy.

9👍 22👎

Strap

Really cool.

Your car is really strap, man.

8👍 94👎

butter body

someone who has a bbbeautiful face but and ugly body

that guy over thurr is a butter body

128👍 73👎

Papa Roach

1.)One of April's favorite bands.

1.)Fuck everyone elses opinion, I like Papa Roach, and that's all that matters. Don't make me go April on you...

61👍 90👎

ice blocking

Riding down a huge hill, grass preferably, on a large block of ice.

Ice blocking last night at Gabriel Park was so much fun, except my bum hurts this morning from all those crashes.

56👍 28👎

April

derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival

'gee, i just gave birth, what month is it again?... April you say..'

1159👍 939👎

super troopers

FUCKING FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER FUCKING MADE
(note the caps)
if you have not seen this movie you will not have lived a fullfilled life.

'sue me sue me'
'the snozzberries taste like snozzberries'
'your freaking out... MAN'

195👍 48👎