Daria

Whoever said that Daria was very gurlie/preppy and a bitch (IF u were referring to the same daria), You are SO wrong. Daria is VERY nice and an AWESOME friend to be with and talk with. Your just jealous because she's pretty and has lots of friends..unlike you STACEY and ???

Daria's awesome.

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bubbles

the name of my dog, usually along with "gum"

bubbles gum is so fucking cute.

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Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

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shrimper

When it has just rained and you walk with tenis shoes and rolled up jeans through a wet soggy field. You have to roll your jeans up to keep from getting them wet.

Hey, she's dressed like a shrimper!

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we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

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shmuggle

1. A small furry creature that is drawn as different action figures
2. variation of the word "muggle" used in Harry Potter.

1. "did you see the new E.T shmuggle?"
"no, but I saw the president bush limited edition one!"
"ohh! kickass! I think I'll buy that one on my way home"

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Morgasm

The wanting of more orgasms

s'mores. (wanting more smores)

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