Skiffen

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.

Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"