RCMP

The Canadian Police Force that ensures all males in Canada have circucmcisions according to the law. The RCMP protects you from yourself and also ensures all fun activities such as ATV's and automatic weapons are illegal.
It's extremely hard to murder someone in Canada because the RCMP ensures Canadaians cannot purchase silencers unlike their smarter, more free American counteparts.

If you act like an idiot they will promptly fire their nines at you and leave you paralyzed and in a wheelchair.
They're usualy white, ugly, stupid, pasty and have large testicles. They drive Crown Victorias so they can seriously fuck you up if they have to.

I dont feel like using RCMP in an example.

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