Scrote-attack

When recieving head slap your partner in the eyes with your sac until the eyes become bruised.

Cindy had to go to the hospital after my scrote-attack.

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peenor

(N) a childish, yet inexplicably hilarious, word for penis.

Guy: Hey, you wanna see mah peenor?
Girl: HELL YEAH! Whip out your peenor!

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))<>((

The "Back and forth" poop sign popularized by the movie "Me, You, and Everyone We Know" the )) and (( are two butts, and the <> is poop going back and forth between the two butts. This was supposedly "invented" by a young boy talking to a 40 year old woman on a chat room and pooping "back and forth, forever" is his idea of romance.

"))<>((
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)

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shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

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tits up

description of a situation where everything has gone wrong, sometimes disasterously wrong

Those two teenagers were almost killd in that tits up car wreck.

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pos

Yes it IS an abbreviation, but it means Piece of Shit.

Tis Quite simple to understand.

"This film is a POS"

"You are an idiotic POS"

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rildo

"for real though"

For rildo dildo.

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