zipper

an ounce of something

Yo, lets get a zipper instead of an eighth of pot.

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The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

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Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

A delicious treat.

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!

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rentom

:typical religious jackass, who has no consept of the world.
:a religious fundie.

"Dude dont be a rentom. Just listen the non-catholic may have a point."

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bull sperm

self explanitory

lindsay doesnt like bull sperm very much.

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poopbox

1. A less vulgar word to describe a woman's shit hole.

2. A non-offensive way to tell a woman she has a nice ass.

1. Your on the rag... can I hit that poopbox?

2. Hey man, your wife has a nice poopbox.

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wang hanger

A chip clip, as when hung on a wordwang/word so as to hang off of it

Gabe was wearing a wang hanger

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