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ford mustang

a vehicle I own which I would race for slips against any of the fucksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights

"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."

by aaron December 8, 2003

331πŸ‘ 214πŸ‘Ž


blipped

to be fucked or wasted

oh shit, im fucking blipped man

by aaron May 20, 2003

43πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Cockjawasaurus

Anyone named Heath is automatically a cockjawasaurus. They're big, guitar-playing idiots and they like to get cunt-lashed.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll are all part of a staple diet for the cockjawasaurus.

Heath, you're such a cockjawasaurus

by aaron October 1, 2003

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Bluetooth

Wireless networking protocol, which allows cell phones, computers, palm devices, and some automobiles to automatically syncronize, and share data.

I got a new Bluetooth enabled Cell phone, with a wireless handsfree headset. It let me download all my contacts from my computer, into my phonebook.

by aaron November 22, 2004

560πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


Cunt Faced Whore

Someone who slepts around alot ad likes it Everyone gets face full of her cunt.

Damn! Shes a cuntfaced whore.

by aaron July 13, 2004

19πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


devil's kiss

Howcome this isn't here already? It's the heady combination of cunnilingus and flatulence.

I was eating sushi from the barbershop floor and she gave me the devil's kiss, the dirty cow.

by aaron October 5, 2003

20πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Habbo Hotel

A gay game in which you interact and chat with losers horny 10 year olds.

I was stupid enough to spend 50 dollars on this game, and then got scammed.

by aaron March 28, 2005

124πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž