play war

to perform oral sex

Guy: Hey, wanna play war?
Girl: Hows that?
Guy: I'll lay down on the ground while you blow the hell outa me!

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fine ass hottie

lea aka the bomb diggity bomb

damn. you know that fine ass hottie from our contracts class?!

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The Parent Test

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

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hf

Abbreviation for hatefuck. Often used in debates about whether individual celebrities are TLFs or not.

Matt and his roommate often talked about starting a website called TLForHF.com, similar to amihotornot.com, where users rated celebrities on the classic scale, but never got around to it.

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butmud

butmud ~but-mud, shit or Poos from the anus, also used to described a hooker when pealing ass cheeks apart to see filthy ass with poos

1.Omg that hocker had mad butmud i did her any way.

2.Sam banged a hocker with butmud last night.

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parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

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Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

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