Ben- noun
A rotund, farming species who normally live in areas like New Jersey. Known for their distinct farming skills and tiny penises and or lasagna.
If you come across one, be extremley careful, as they will try to mount you. If said mounting has occurred in the past than please contact the "Stop Inbreeding Your Small Penis Ben" organization at 1-800-THIS IS NOT A REAL NUMBER
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