the kings school

Year Ten Kings think pretty highly of themselves. It’s rather sad really as they are quite easily the lowest of all the low animals on Earth. They’re lower than the shit caked onto the side of the bowl in public toilets.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…

Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!

You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?

Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.

The Kings school Boy 1: Oi so how many Year Ten Tara girls in the same group have you gone out with???

The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.

Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!

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