junk ball

A two-person game played with a beach ball. Players stand approximately 15 feet apart and take turns kicking the beach ball towards the other person's crotch. The receiver must toe the line and can't move. First person to touch a knee to the ground or forfeit loses. Dodging the blow results in another kick. Best played in mesh shorts.

Jon's sensitive nuts made him bad at junk ball.

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Keelan-size

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.

Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.

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five piece

A Wendy's five piece chicken nuggets.

I hit up the 99 cent menu for a five piece and a jb cheese.

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