MR2

A small sports car typically driven by teenage high school girls in the 1980's. Recently a movement has begun for middle aged men to purchase these dinosaurs from museums with the sole intention to sniff the seats of the 1980's female youth.

When driven by a male they are considered normal MR2's, however in cases where the car is red, the seats contour to his butt thus clenching the life from his testicles after having sniffed all the foam padding for traces of his youth.

This condition is known as "advanced ohshitimbecominggayo" and cannot be reversed.

Some my try to hid it by my marrying a pretty woman and having kids, but it's all smoke and mirrors.

The man in the red MR2 is a fruit-loop.