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BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.

Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"

by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023


Buff Banner

The Buff Banner is a Weapon for the Soldier in Team Fortress 2.

It is a backpack with a yellow banner inside and a bugle which you hold.

It gives you a rage meter, that when 600 damage is dealt, you can blow the bugle which disables your weapons while being blown. After being blown (which makes it make a doot doot sound), it gives you and all nearby teammates 10 seconds of minicrits (a 35% damage increase). Using the bugle drains the meter during the 10 seconds and respawning resets the meter to 0%.

Blu Scout: Guys theres a soldier and his team over there!
Blu Demoman: He has the Buff Banner
Red Soldier: *doot doot*
Blu Scout: Fuck

by absolutely BONKers! April 22, 2023


March 27 2024

The day when the world will end

Man: Fuck you!
Man 2: March 27 2024
Man: Sorry..

by absolutely BONKers! September 25, 2023

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