flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

hyperboliology

hy-per-bo-lee-all-o-gee: the study of and art of hyperbole

he was using exaggerated metaphors cause he's all into hyperboliology

Lollydag

V. Similar to lollygag, to take one's sweet-ass time; Goofing off despite time-sensitive obligations; To stall or delay.

The show starts in FIVE MINUTES, quit lollydaggin around!