non-karen karen

a non-karen karen is actually the exact opposite of a karen. they are usually shy and not very social actually. they are chill, and for sure not annoying. and no they didn’t take the kids and they would respect your drip if you had any. yes i’m salty and annoyed at people telling me this AaAAaaaaHhhHh

josh: hey, who’s that new girl?
maria: karen?

josh: ew karens are annoying

maria: no she’s chill, she’s a non-karen karen

josh: oh ok

YOLO

that annoying shit people post on their stories (on snap). like no one gives a fuck alyssa. idc if someone said hey and you said swipe up. tf? but yes I did call you a fat ugly troll who consumes makeup for fun. have a problem with that? of course you’ll never know it’s me because it’s secret haha

meghan: I posted a yolo on my story
everyone else in that room: *blocks meghan*