The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

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