pussy knockin'

To knock softly prior to entrance of a room so that no one can hear you.

-J. P. why didn't you answer the door.

-Girl I can't hear you if you be pussy knockin' before you come in.

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Final Bowel

The process of defecating on stage during one's curtian bow at the end of the last performance of the run of a theatrical production.

The Janitor proudly mopped the stage floor after the brilliant actor, with a bitter sweet tear, took his final bowel before the audience.

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