Criss Angel

the hottest most sexiest illusionist in the world. He idolizes Houdini and just hearing the name of him can get a teenage girls' hormones rising faster than you can blink. thats how sexy he is.
he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!

girl1: hey wat ya watchin?
girl2: criss angel mindfreak
*girl one starts breathing frantically*
g2: hey you okay?
g1: NO take me to the hospital!

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