You. Right now.
"You're actual garbage, mate!" my 12-year-old son screams from his room in an english accent during an eventful match of Fortnite.
When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.
I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.
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