shopdiet

Using Photoshop to make yourself look thinner in pictures.

I saw a bunch of pictures of her on line, but when I met her in person I realized she was on a ShopDiet.

bobafub

Pronounced (bow-BA-fub) - An acronym used to describe a very large, unattractive and unpleasant female.
Expanded- Big Ole' beefy ass fat ugly bitch.

Origin – unknown high school football field in Arizona.

You girlfriend is hot but her friend is a Bobafub!

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B.o.b.a.f.u.b.

Pronounced (bow-BA-fub) - An acronym used to describe a very large, unattractive and unpleasant female.
Expanded- Big Ole' beefy ass fat ugly bitch.
Origin – unknown high school football field in Arizona.

You girlfriend is hot but her friend is a B.o.b.a.f.u.b.!

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shovel sunshine

Something people in warm climates say to brag about the weather to people who live where it snows.

The best part of living where there is no snow is that we don't have to shovel sunshine.

UnFebrezeable

A funk so bad that you can even cover it with Febreze.

I got into my car after the valet and it was ripe. I spray an entire bottle of Febreze and the smell was still there. It was UnFebrezeable.

frankencomputer

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.

This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.

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iWashed

1. Being brainwashed by Apple Computers marketing.

2. Belonging to the Apple Computer Cult.

Phil is so iWashed he will only buy Apple products, all he talks about is Apple and wants everyone to buy only Apple products and when someone talks poorly about Apple he gets angry and defends them like its a family member.