Jordyn

Jordyn is an annoying motherfucker that will immediately hate you if you don't like Asians, squishies, slime, or Meth. She will put drugs in your cafeteria chocolate milk on a daily basis. She is always short, a "know it all", and HELLA annoying. She will never hesitate to have sex with your school Taylor. Be on the lookout for those backstabbing Jordyns.

"Oh shit, it's Jordyn!" *Nuclear alarm goes off*

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Taylor

A boy or a girl. U decide. Either gender, his 6 year old brother (who is taller than him) fucks him nightly.

"Mom, can me and Taylor's bedtime be at 5:30?"

Brian

a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.

"At night, he's a real Brian"

Adrian

A little fat black boy who has a future as the world's most famous drug addict. Hates Scotty, Samantha, and anything else that has do with being smart. He's basically the opposite of Stephen Hawkings. He's black, he's fat, he's stupid, and he has a worse sense of humor.

"Oh crap, here comes vacuum dick." (Adrian)

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