shepamster

Sexy - when talking about a girl.

Jim: "Man, I'm thinking of dropping my Psychology class. The teacher is too distracting."

Martin: "Huh? Why?"

Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"

webbed feet

Someone who was born in New Orleans. Called so because this person has gotten accustommed to getting wet, wading through flooded streets, and playing in the rain.

Born in the Crescent City, I soon got webbed feet and learned to love this city below sea level.

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venial

Not a big mistake, but nonetheless a small sin. You can be forgiven for it most of the time.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dad, why did you scratch my door when you got out of your car? I just painted her yesterday."

Dad: "Son, STFU. That was a venial sin."

Dude 1: "Dad, stop going SAT on me."

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subvocalization

This is when you read something and you pronounce it to yourself in your head - and you think about how your lips would move if you did say it.

Sometimes when reading subvocalization occurs and sometimes it can make you read slower.

When I was in class the other day, many profanities happened in my subvocalization.

unizzle

The Union - aka the USA.

Abraham Lincoln did a lot as the head of this unizzle.

high fructose corn syrup

The result of cost-cutting by food companies, soda companies, and fast food joints. This is not real sugar, but actually a sweetener that has been produced from corn.

Real sugar is more expensive than High Fructose Corn Syrup, and so that's why almost all soft drinks contain HFCS instead of real sugar.

And High Fructose Corn Syrup is more unhealthy for you than real sugar, and too much of it is a cause of obesity.

So when you're buying drinks that are supposed to be made out of real fruit juice from the stores, look at the ingredients. If you see High Fructose Corn Syrup, you'd be better off avoiding that product. Same goes for all other food products. You'd be amazed at the number of products with high fructose corn syrup. Look up the ingredients of all the McDonald's food and you'll be shocked by how much of it these people use in their food.

Bill: "Dude, I'm getting addicted to Pepsi. I just love this stuff. I've been drinking it at least once a day."

Suzy: "You're slowly killing yourself, pal. That stuff is just full of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Driking that every day is definitely not a good idea. I had a friend who did that and she got a nasty kidney stone, and was warned she might get diabetes. If you're drinking it every other day or something, and you're doing some exercise, it's not so bad. But every day, plus you always sit on your ass in front of the tube, uhuh, bad idea dude."

Bill: "thanks for the heads-up. I'll try to cut down on the bubbly stuff."

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Bored Again Christian

A Christian who first becomes a Born Again Christian, and then afterwards that person becomes bored and stops going to church for the same reason as they originally had.

After Tim went back to the church regularly, the old priest got him bored with long-winded and repetitive sermons so Tim became a Bored Again Christian.

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