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A hotel that is in such a dilapitated state that it isn't even one star, but half a star.
While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ½ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ½ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.
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A Swiss company that produces the classic Swiss Army Knife collection. Victorinox also owns Wenger, another company that makes Swiss Army Knives. There are many different kinds of SAKs of many different sizes. Some have USB drives on them, lights, pens, all kinds of tools, even MP3 players.
Having a Swiss Army Knife is a good idea. You should get one of the small ones at least to put on your keychain. Add in a classic Leatherman and you're ready for anything.
Dude 1: "Woah, dude, where'd ya get that Victorinox knife from? It looks like something out of the old MacGyver shows dude."
dude 2: "Yeah, word."
Dude 1: "What'll they come out with next?"
Dude 2: "We'll see. It'll be cool fa sho."
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A euphemism for something that is obscene or indecent in a sexual manner.
Hey, Mike, why are you watching that bahooish TV show again? Watch something educational for a change.
In Egypt, bikeeya is the chant that the bikeeya man yells out to all of the people when he walks early in the morning. The bikeeya man collects people's unwanted broken appliances or furniture, or odds-and-ends. When the bikeeya man walks through the streets of Cairo, he will say "bikeeeyyyyyyyaa" and also "bickeya bickeyaa" and it's often funny.
Dude 1: "Hey, remember when we were little kids visiting Egypt and we used to take our Super Soaker water guns and shoot the bikeeya man from the 4-th story balcony? Those were the days man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."
Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."
Dude 2: "Word."
Security guards who really use a lot of scrutiny mixed in with it.
OH crap - here comes those secrunity guards again.
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1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
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The Yiddish way of saying hizzle.
When I went to New York City, I noticed these Amish looking dudes saying "Off the schplizzle for drizzle." Yeah, they got people in the world.