Nerd Tell

When someone who seems fairly mainstream blurts out something really nerdy revealing how nerdy they really are.

OMG! When Joe was talking about that book he really liked and then blurted out that, "if you look in the back of the book, it will tell you what fonts were used", he totally revealed his nerd tell!

Mexico City Ad

a blanket term to describe an imagined, completely illegitimate concern to an otherwise well thought-out plan or concept.

their bank heist plan had been flawless, planned over many months with no detail overlooked.

but reflecting from the cold stony walls of their jail cell, they realized they had failed utterly to plan for one crucial factor: the Mexico City Ad.

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Ohkay

A shortened version or collaboration of the words Oh and Okay.

Ohkay, I was wondering what you meant.

Lay Tracks

When you go into a public restroom stall and lay out some smooth sounds... Also known as serious gas farts (also long turds) in the stall.

"I've got to go lay tracks in the sound booth." Also: "Man, I have got to hit the sound booth and lay down some heavy tracks!"

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Gumballs

When the skin of your ball sack sticks to your inner thighs like gum and you have to walk funny to unstick them.

I got out of the car on a hot summer day and had "gumballs" all the way to the entrance of Home Depot.

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Thingamado

Anything a person decides they are going to do one day. A procrastinator's favorite verb.

Yeah, yeah, that's another thingamado... maybe next week... we'll see!

Breastimation

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.

Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".