Aaron

Well Aarons are simple, There is 3 common types,

1. A romantic dude that everyone is jealous of because he gets the sexy bitch and she falls for him, This type of Aaron will do anything for his bitch, including Suicide these Aarons are really tough though and normally really strong too.

2. The second most common Aarons are asshole Jocks who are only out for ass and tits, don't care about romance besides that and usually will end up being Pedophiles or Rapist. They usually act tough but are super weak and cocky.

3. These are the most cool Aarons, They are pro gamers, only a little bit perverted, and love memes, Although they have stupid dreams such as being a Janitor at Mc Donalds, Most people like them. They are pretty funny, and know when to be serious.

1. Example:

Kid 1:"Dude that kid has so many bitches, he probably isn't a virgin anymore."
Kid 2: "Yeah he's a complete Aaron."

2. Example
Susy: ~*Moan*STOP AARON!*Moan* YOUR NOT WEAR-*Moan* -ING A CONDOM-M! NO-*Moan* DON'T CUM INSIDE! *Moan* IM ONLY 16! PLEASE STOP!*Moan*
Aaron 2: No way! You're my bitch tonight!
Susy: *Moan* YOU'RE SUCH A- *Moan* AARON!*Moan and squirt*

3. Example:
Aaron 3: Bruh, I need to take a dump. But thd teacher won't allow anyone to use the toilet, Ima have to act like a shitninja to get in so I don't shit myself during Math class. I mean, bruh, Imagine that pile that would leak out of my undies!
Kid: Ha! This kids such a Aaron! Tell me more poo poo pee pee jokes!

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Pyotr

Pyotr's (or sometimes Pytar) is a generally nice guy and is pretty chill, Pyotr is the Slavic "Peter" and can kick some ass if he feels like it but is normally lazy as fuck. Pyotr's normally think they are hot shit although they're really just riding on their friend popularity, and have shit roast, but really good jokes. They are trustworthy until you piss them off, Then you're screwed, They normally are really good at gamers but get addicted to shit games alot, But in the end they'll back you up till the end and can save you or your teams ass from shit if you listen to him. He can come up with back up plans fast, and is straight to the point. He isn't always the best with girls but is supportive when he needs to be. Sometimes he gets jealous though but he makes it up by being brave. He tries to avoid perveted jokes but once and awhile will make a pervy joke that is funny. They normally perfer ass, and are extremely stupid if you upset thdm or if he isn't listening, But during serious matters he can save your ass with decisively thought out plans at the lat minute, He normally tries to stay out of trouble but will always try to help when your in a snag. He normally plays minecraft all day and probably is right now.

Girl 1: Ewwww it's a Pyotr!
Girl 2: What? I find him quite attractive!
Girl 1: Don't you know how trash he is at romance?
Girl 2: Idc, Atleast he's a pro gamer. Gamers are cool.
Girl 1: DAMN, you're Right... Pyotr isn't bad at all!

Pyotr friend 1: Damn, Pyotr play's too much Minecraft... I think he's getting addicted...
Pyotr friend 2: Ikr! Worst of all it's Pixelmon!

Pyotr: Atleast I have minecraft.

Kid: I play Xbox.
Pyotr: Bruh! More like gay box!
Kid: That is a terrible roast dude.
(Literally 5 secs later)
Pyotr: I play Playstation.
Kid:More like gaystation.
Pyotr whats wrong with Gay people?
Kid: bruh.

Kid 1: DANG WE BE SCREWED, MATES, THE OTHER TEAM GONE STOLE OUR IDEA! NOW WE AREN'T GONNA GET THE JOB!
Pyotr: Wait, I have a plan.

Noah

A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.

"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?

Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.

Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?