sideways asshole

A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.

This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.

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Fuck whistle

Fuck whistle is the sound made between rolls of fat when two fat fucks fuck. It's not quite a fart, not quite a whistle. ...and no, it doesn't smell great.

Shut your trap you useless fuck whistle.