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adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.
past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Example 2:
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
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verb:
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
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n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario
This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.
See also: The Beer Store
pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
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noun:
Canada's game (need I say more...)
Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
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noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.
It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.
see also: doob tube
I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.
You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.
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n: 1) a shorter term used instead of hacky sac. "Bring a hack with you if you wanna play the game"
2) the shortened term for the game Hacky Sac(much like keep up using a soccer ball) in which you kick a small sac like ball around in a circle consisting of 4 or more people. "They are playing a game of Hack"
see also: Hacky Sac, Biff Master Flex
Howard: Yo man, you better bring your A-game when we play hack at lunch. I'll be doing some crazy shit so you better watch where you're steppin'!
Amy: I'm down, and I just bought a sick hack the other day too! Just please don't kick me in the face...
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verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.
see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!
Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?
Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
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